I thought that was just common knowledge.
Hell yeah I wanna catch 'em all. What the hell...
Okay, if 10 million muthufuckin fireflies just showed up one day, i probably wouldn’t believe my eyes. I would be scared as hell. Are they infesting so they can eat me? Or maybe so they can teach me how to dance? YES! DEFINITELY THE SECOND ONE! BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ALL FIREFLIES WANT TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES! -___-. Why would they spend their life doing this, when they have to spend it dodging...
Hey! Listen! Navi is watching your every move. SHE KNOWS YOU AREN’T RESCUING THE PRINCESS! YOU ARE JUST SCREWING AROUND, PLAYING SONGS ON YOUR STUPID OCARINA, AND PLAYING AROUND WITH MAKING YOURSELF OLDER AND YOUNGER. So you better watch out, because Navi will scream your damn ears off if she ever catched you doing that shit again.
Orion, up in the sky. He waves is sword up high So Artemis won’t be shy And Apollo will get really mad. Which doesnt rhyme with shy But i dont really care. Andneitherdothegreeks.
I want to cry every time I think. When I think about school, all I can think of is how badly I’m doing. When I think about my friends, all I can think of is how bitchy I am towards them (to those reading this, I am so sorry). And when I think about myself, all I can think of is, “Hey! You are overweight! You can’t keep up exercise! You are a TOTAL. BITCH! You can’t help but...
I only wish I could write something that could...
My body is a fortress, my mind is a jail.– Me
Don't Deny It
This is how it goes. Guys like thinner girls. Fit guys like thinner girls Big guys like thinner girls. Morbidly Obese guys like thinner girls. Girls like sweet boys. The boy can be big The boy can be small He just has to have a fantastic personality. Why arent all guys that way?
You have stolen my heart– Stolen by Dashboard Confessional. This song gets me every time O__O
I wish my life could be like those cute episodes...
I WANNA BE ABLE TO STOP TRYING DAMMIT
WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! 1-2-3-4!– Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Im bringin it back bruh
The Rules 1. Write 100 pieces of prose and/or poetry using each of the themes below. 2. For each piece to count, there must be ONE theme that is focused upon in each piece. 3. The writing can be of any style - fanfiction, drabble, poetry, song, etc - doesn’t matter, so long as it’s written. 4. It MUST be your own work - No plagiarism. Where’s the fun in copying from others? ...
I SHALL DO THIS CHALLENGE →
heckyeahtumblrchallenges: Day 01 - Favorite character Day 02 - Favorite episode Day 03 - Character you wouldn’t mind being roommates with Day 04 - Favorite genderbend character Day 05 - Least favorite character Day 06 - Least favorite episode Day 07 - Favorite villain Day 08 - Why you like Adventure Time
Dirty Little Secrets
I don’t believe anyone I know has ever felt such a deep shame in themselves as I do right now. Every time I do this, I feel like a bit of my soul is being eaten alive by these pleasures I can’t stay away from. No…..they aren’t pleasures….not for me. I don’t even feel anything anymore when it happens. It barely even phases me. All of the sexy convo’s start...
Some nights, I honestly just can NOT afford to care.– i made it up B. get over it